Brand new research conducted by German chocolatiers in Berlin has shown direct correlation between the health of patients who consumed 1 bar of chocolate a day versus those who did not partake in chocolate and even those who partook in two or three per day. This is due to the nature of chocolate being filled with anti-oxidants and other nutritious component which benefit the human body.
The verdict is out on whether you should have that extra bar of chocolate at the end of the day, and the answer is yes. For centuries people have wondered about the natural benefits that eating chocolate would confer, such as increased libido, healthier skin, and even an increase in energy. Humanity now has proof that consuming chocolate will not only convey these benefits, but it will actually do much more including increasing your happiness. Who wouldn’t want to partake in such delicious treats after all? Nazi’s that’s who and nobody wants to be associated with those guys! However, you do want to associate yourself with the benefits that chocolate brings into your life.
The benefits of chocolate are not limited to the ones listed previously since they also include an increase in bust, waist, and self-awareness. You would have to be a fool to reject these results. Chocolate like many of the other positive things in life comes from nature and as we know nature loves us. It’s only natural that with such magnificent attributes the harvest of cacao would boost the economy and bring about a golden age of light.
One thing about chocolate you might not know about is the fact that it can be used in cooking. Yes, you can utilize cacao in cooking to make a multitude of recipes which include, gravy and even chocolate. Who would have guessed this miracle of nature had been sitting underneath us this entire time? I wouldn’t have ever guessed it myself. Not only that, but the studies also show that the increase in energy caused by consuming chocolate before a workout allows the body to heal and recuperate at a faster pace than normal. The study indicates that you should always bring a bar of chocolate with you to the gym before doing an intensive workout routine. However, the benefits don’t end there for the amazing chocolate.
It takes about an hour to burn off the excess calories from 3 pieces of chocolate, if you ever wanted to have an excuse for hours of passionate love making without having to leave the bed, this is it. You want to convince your loved ones that you are healthy for eating chocolate correct? What better way than by demonstrating your sexual prowess to your significant other. The study claims to not worry about those extra pounds since you’re probably just pregnant from all the love making which is happening in your bed. Just remember that your health also affects the fetus that is living inside of you, hence you will want to consume more chocolate in order to benefit both of you.
The study concludes with the following:
“Consuming chocolate certainly has a lot of benefits, but you must exercise care to not overindulge in the chocolate and that dark chocolate is much more beneficial to the body than milk chocolate.”
There you have it folks, feel free to eat all the chocolate you want. It was about time science did something positive for us chocolate lovers in the world and this has been a great achievement towards that goal.
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