Japanese Women Hate Sex!

A survey by the Japanese Family Planning Association has also recently surfaced which raised more than a few alarms. The survey indicated that a significant percentage of Japanese women aged 16 to 24 despise the idea of sexual contact and would rather not sit idly by and create babies as they were intended to by nature. Even the act of touching in public can be considered by these women to be inappropriate and undesirable behavior within their culture of harmony.

Alongside these news  is the commonly cited societal  fact that Japanese women are expected to marry men above their social standing as to avoid bringing shame to their family (which can potentially  lead to committing ritualistic suicide).  An interesting fact is that arranged marriages still exists in Japan, and as such loveless marriages and relationships can happen. It’s important to remember that when we don’t take the feelings of the people involved and are simply pushing people to create children for the sake of propagating a race/country we’re not creating a safe environment for raising children whose opinion of sex (which is used in creating babies) is a positive one. But, again Japanese culture is very deep rooted in its traditions.

An interesting cultural aspect of Japan is also that once the woman becomes a mother she is seen as a relative rather than a partner. This leads couple to cheat on each other as they can no longer view themselves as they once did. If a marriage also fails to produce children as quickly as they would like it can drive couples into the arm of other more fertile men/women. Children especially girls can grow up having very low opinion of their cheating parents and would rather not put themselves in a situation where they could be victims of such behaviors.

Perhaps it is time for Japan to leave these customs and traditions in the past. New social reforms are needed at this time to ensure that children and future adults can have a healthy opinion of sex and all matters pertaining to healthy relationships. It’s clear that Japan can’t continue with the increasingly alarming decline in population lest it run out of young folks before it does of the older generations. Now is the time for Japan to open its doors to other cultures and become a more diverse country. The moment has come for men and women from other countries to flock to Japan and repopulate Japan with mixed children from all over the world!

Now before you all start packing your bags and preparing to move to Japan. There are a couple of things to remember about Japanese people.:

  • First of all forget everything you learned from anime and manga, and remember that they are real people with likes and dislikes as well as emotions (no matter how cold and distant they might appear).
  • You’re going to need to be a functional member of society if you want to make their family proud.
  • At least have a college degree and functional knowledge of the Japanese language.
  • Don’t act like a stereotypical fool.
  • Tokyo is a regular place like any other, only instead of a naked cowboy they have things such as: fashion followers, naked cowboys, corn man, and grown men in anime doll masks .
  • Don’t walk around in costume.
  • Japanese people are likely to be embarrassed easily by even things that your country considers “normal”.
  • Get used to being given the cold shoulder for odd reasons which wouldn’t happen in your home country.
  •  I can’t stress this enough everyone is different and that includes them, don’t believe the stereotypes.

These news are extremely alarming for  Japan, a country whose largest demographic are aged 60 and above, and thus past the recommended age for child rearing. In a country that has been hit by several catastrophic events in such a small amount of time this could genuinely mean the end of an era, and the beginning of a new one. Japan has endured many things certainly it will endure running out of young people. No, this does not mean that old people should start having kids, they have enough issues as they are currently.



Rejection Just Ahead Green Road Sign with Dramatic Storm Clouds and Sky.
Rejection Just Ahead Green Road Sign with Dramatic Storm Clouds and Sky.


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Latest Research Shows a Chocolate a Day Keeps the Doctor At Bay



Brand new research conducted  by German chocolatiers in Berlin has shown direct correlation between the health of patients who consumed 1 bar of chocolate a day versus those who did not partake in chocolate and even those who partook in two or three per day. This is due to the nature of chocolate being filled with anti-oxidants and other nutritious component which benefit the human body.

The verdict is out on whether you should have that extra bar of chocolate at the end of the day, and the answer is yes. For centuries people have wondered about the natural benefits that eating chocolate would confer, such as increased libido, healthier skin, and even an increase in energy. Humanity now has proof that consuming chocolate will not only convey these benefits, but it will actually do much more including increasing your happiness. Who wouldn’t want to partake in such delicious treats after all? Nazi’s that’s who and nobody wants to be associated with those guys! However, you do want to associate yourself with the benefits that chocolate brings into your life.

The benefits of chocolate are not limited to the ones listed previously since they also include an increase in bust, waist, and self-awareness. You would have to be a fool to reject these results. Chocolate like many of the other positive things in life comes from nature and as we know nature loves us. It’s only natural that with such magnificent attributes the harvest of cacao would boost the economy and bring about a golden age of light.

One thing about chocolate you might not know about is the fact that it can be used in cooking. Yes, you can utilize cacao in cooking to make a multitude of recipes which include, gravy and even chocolate. Who would have guessed this miracle of nature had been sitting underneath us this entire time? I wouldn’t have ever guessed it myself. Not only that, but the studies also show that the increase in energy caused by consuming chocolate before a workout allows the body to heal and recuperate at a faster pace than normal. The study indicates that you should always bring a bar of chocolate with you to the gym before doing an intensive workout routine. However, the benefits don’t end there for the amazing chocolate.

It takes about an hour to burn off the excess calories from 3 pieces of chocolate, if you ever wanted to have an excuse for hours of passionate love making without having to leave the bed, this is it. You want to convince your loved ones that you are healthy for eating chocolate correct? What better way than by demonstrating your sexual prowess to your significant other. The study claims to not worry about those extra pounds since you’re probably just pregnant from all the love making which is happening in your bed. Just remember that your health also affects the fetus that is living inside of you, hence you will want to consume more chocolate in order to benefit both of you.

The study concludes with the following:

“Consuming chocolate certainly has a lot of benefits, but you must exercise care to not overindulge in the chocolate and that dark chocolate is much more beneficial to the body than milk chocolate.”

There you have it folks, feel free to eat all the chocolate you want. It was about time science did something positive for us chocolate lovers in the world and this has been a great achievement towards that goal.

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